你是怎么弄坏你的笔记本电脑的?

We recently asked people to tell us the stupidest ways they have broken their computers.Here are their stories.最近我们请求人们谈了谈自己那些弄坏电脑的最蠢不道德。下面就是他们描写的故事。

1.Try not to cook your laptop.1.别用你的笔记本烧菜I used my computer as a plate in the microwave when I was drunk.有一次我喝酒了，把笔记本当作了微波炉用的餐盘。2.Dont whip your hair too enthusiastically.2.扯头发的时候不要过于热情洋溢My sophomore year of college, my roommate and I were making fun of Willow Smiths song Whip My Hair.I whipped a little too hard, and my laptop flew off my lap and crashed onto the floor.Not my proudest moment.我大二的时候，有一次我和室友一起听维罗·史密斯的歌《头发扯扯》。我扯头发用力过猛，以致我的笔记本从腿上飞来了过来，扔到地上了。

3.Keep in mind that sometimes, even ants cant save you.3.忘记，有时候就算蚂蚁也救回没法你I dropped a hot bowl of mashed potatoes on my laptop keyboard.The keys all press themselves now.I put the laptop outside to try to save it by letting the ants eat the mashed potatoes, but the damage had already been done.The ants did a good job cleaning it out, though.我不小心把一大碗热乎乎的土豆泥推倒在键盘上了。键盘上的按键都开始自行其是了。

我把笔记本放到室外，期望蚂蚁来吃土豆泥，我的笔记本就悔改了，然而这也无济于事。不过蚂蚁还是老大我把键盘清扫的蛮整洁的。

4.Never trust a cleanly infant.4.决不要信任有洁癖的宝宝I was babysitting my cousins son who was 3 or 4 at the time and had an obsession with cleaning EVERYTHING.Laptop was on the coffee table, glass of water on the end table.I left the room for no more than 3 minutes to use the bathroom.When I re-entered the room, it was already too late; he had dumped the whole glass of water on the laptop.I yelled, Seth, NO! and the poor kid burst into tears and said, I just wanted it clean it for you!那时我在照料我的侄儿子，他3、4岁的样子，尤其讨厌把每一件东西都弄得干干净净。我的笔记本放到咖啡桌上，桌角有一杯水。

我离开了房间去卫生间，用了将近三分钟的时间。当我再行返回房间里的时候，我找到一切都太迟了：他早已把一整杯水都推倒在了我的笔记本上。

我尖叫声道：赛斯，住手！，而那个真是的孩子则崩出泪水，说我只是想要为你把它摸整洁！5.Dont be too whimsy.5.别太神经质I broke my laptop dancing in the rain.I was waiting for a ride home from class at my university and it was raining and so I jumped in the puddles like the toddler I am and when I got home I realized my backpack was soaked through and my laptop was dead.我在雨中漫舞的时候弄坏了我的笔记本。那时我上完课打算下车回家，天上下着雨，我像小孩子一样踩着水洼玩游戏。到家时我才意识到我的背包湿透了，我的笔记本也该死了。

6.And try not to be too sad.6.试着别让自己过于伤心Not me, but a friend got really homesick her first month of college and cried so much on her MacBook track pad that she gave it water damage.我的一个朋友刚刚入大学一个月那会儿尤其想要家，她对着自己的苹果笔记本触摸板不时的大哭，结果她的笔记本就受潮了。

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